儿童英文笑话(转帖）

怡之秋

I'm Glad 我很高兴

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

Well done. Who was that?

My granny.

Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’！

一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？

我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。

做得好，是谁呢？

我奶奶。

好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’

怡之秋

Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.


Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的？ 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢？你看艾迪一声儿都不出。

玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。

xinanw

zqytwy 发表于 2011-11-4 19:47

                               
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Its part of the game 我在扮演妈妈

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly  ...

中英文笑话的理解，很多需要文化背景的，某些国人认为一点可笑之处都没有，而老外却笑的意味深长

凤凰飞翔

谢谢分享了！！！！

山竹

有点意思，看来这位妈妈需要改变一点什么了。。。。。。