司法英文笑话(转帖）

怡之秋

Do What You Can 尽力而为就好

In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"

So the judge replied, "Don't worry,  just do what you can!"

在法庭上，法官宣判某个罪犯要服三十年徒刑。犯人说：“不过庭上，我活不了那么久啊！”

法官说：“别担心！你尽力而为就好。”

怡之秋

Who Are Crooks? 谁是骗子？

A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly（坦率地） that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction（撤销） :  Half the city council aren't crooks.

一次，一份报纸刊登了一篇社论，直接指出市议会里有一半人是骗子。在被罚以拘留后，编辑发表了以下声明：市议会里有一半人不是骗子。

凤凰飞翔

谢谢了！分享了！

山竹

挺搞笑的，老外的幽默方式和国人就是不一样。

晓风残月

轻松一笑，卸却心中烦恼。