[转帖]幽默笑话:非常标语大全

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 09:56:21

在河南的国道上看见的： 　　抢劫警车是违法的!!
 　　 　　在河南的国道上还看到绝对经典的一条： 　　一人结扎,全家光荣!!
 　　 　　这是在贵州的施秉看到的，也挺经典的： 　　放火烧山，牢底坐穿
 　　 　　还有，在铁路上看到的： 　　横卧铁轨，不死也要负上法律责任
 　　 　　在浙源至理坑的路上，经过一个不知名的小村庄，偶见路边的农舍上用白漆刷着这样一条标语： 　　国家兴旺，匹夫有责；计划生育，丈夫有责。
 　　 　　北京某远郊县： 　　少生孩子多种树，少养孩子多养猪！
 　　 　　湖南某乡政府： 　　结贫穷的扎，上致富的环。 　　 　　贵州铜仁,在去梵净山的路上,一个屠宰场的标语: 　　以三个代表指导我们的屠宰工作。
 　　 　　在山东看到的标语： 　　光缆不含铜，偷盗要判刑！
 　　 　　安徽，归还农业贷款的标语： 　　人死债不烂，父债子来还！
 　　 　　湖南某县： 　　谁不实行计划生育，就叫他家破人亡
 　　 　　河北某县： 　　宁可家破，不可国亡。
 　　 　　河南某县： 　　宁添十座坟，不添一个人

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 10:06:53

山东聊城监狱：人民罪犯人民爱，人民罪犯爱人民。 　　某电厂门口大红字标语更绝：严禁触摸电线，5万伏高压，一触即死，违者法办！ 　　十年前过湖南衡阳，车窗外闪过如下标语：“坚决打击挑脚筋！” 看得人浑身发毛，不寒而栗。 　　在浙江一座尼姑庵的墙外，写着：“偷税漏税，来世罚作尼姑  　　更绝的是重庆人和镇一配种场的标语：人和良种猪配种场

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 10:19:27

去黑龙江，估计当地招商引资有困难，看到：谁侵犯投资者，谁就是人民的罪人 　　 河北某地：不娶文盲妻，不嫁文盲汉！ 　　 普及义务教育：养女不读书，不如养头猪！养儿不读书，就像养头驴！ 　　 厦门某景区：违法越界观光，小心枪弹扫光 　　 农村信用社：农村信用社是老百性生活的贴心人 　　 某校：热烈欢迎人大代表来我校明察暗访！ 　　 单位司机班门口：马达一响，集中思想，车轮一动，想到群众某养殖场：敬爱的各界群众，请携带你们的发情母牛前来配种 　　 路边小店：吃饭补胎 　　 南宁一草坪立有一牌子：第一行写：“开展创造”第二行写：“性的活动”。 　　 一拐角处用白粉刷的标语：“投案自首是犯罪”，大吃一惊，拐弯过去接着写道：“分子的唯一出路”。 　　 另一个经典的是上面写：“群众有困”下面是：“难找警察”。 　　 上海浦东新区浦东大道两侧的旗帜：“垃圾分类，从我做起！”自己倒先成垃圾了！ 　　 动物园标语：“保护野生动物就是保护我们自己！”成野生动物总比成垃圾好。 　　 广东南海市盐步镇内衣厂很多，产品畅销全世界。有段时间在镇政府围墙上刷了一条标语：“发展内衣制造业是我们的基本国策！”，真是语不惊人誓不休！（注：部分过于敏感的标语，已经删除）

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 10:34:05

重庆某路口：外地车辆在巫山境内一般不被处罚。山东某乡镇：集体上访违法，越级上访可耻！贫困县基层班干部标语：我们的工作重点是管好两个口，填上面的口，堵下面的口。某地：光纤没铜，偷也没用河北：武装抗税是非法行为安徽某地:"坚决打击流产女婴！"好一条中国特色的标语。江西某地：见证怀孕，持证生育！湖北某地："通不通，三分钟；再不通，龙卷风！"贵州倒是婉转温柔："朋友，你计划生育了吗？"

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 10:57:24

毁树一行、先死他娘敢与==对著干当时就叫谁难看今天不交税、明天牢里睡小孩放火、父亲坐监某地倒有点重女轻男：女扎要得病，男扎还能行！旁边还有一条：普及一胎，控制二胎，消灭三胎安徽亳州向南的公路上一条标语：私设路障违法，拦路抢劫判刑山东曰照市大标语：热烈欢迎全国某某系统领导来曰！

icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 11:04:03

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icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 11:51:25

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icchina · 发表于 2007-5-13 11:54:04

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this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534841943.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534822119.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534822119.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534857688.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534857688.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /> <img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534840982.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534840982.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />

一枝梅 · 发表于 2007-5-13 16:16:23

吹吧!这是你展示能力的舞台!!!!!

楚楚 · 发表于 2007-5-13 19:29:22

<img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/200751311282379400.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/200751311282379400.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" />群众有困难找警察！

safihu · 发表于 2007-5-14 06:54:36

我看有几张图是PS过的,比如厕所那张我看就是....呵,,不过很搞笑.....[em01]

无极紫晶 · 发表于 2007-5-27 12:20:52

投案自首是犯罪

分子的唯一出路

太可乐了！:lol :lol

水中花 · 发表于 2007-5-30 14:44:14

一把酸枣 · 发表于 2008-3-12 16:14:07

:scscx :scscx :scscx

以芫 · 发表于 2008-3-22 10:58:20

差点笑闭气．:shit :haha :haha :haha

桂花香 · 发表于 2008-3-23 18:28:38

开会+不落实=0
布置工作+不检查=0
抓住不落实的事+追究不落实的人=落实

感染管理的法宝！！

清新空气 · 发表于 2008-3-24 17:06:25

实在是太搞笑了,老大收了这么多有趣的东东!:lol :lol :lol :lol

老朽 · 发表于 2008-6-20 15:29:12

好幽默，耐人回味！
如此好的帖子，咋就没有人顶，我来顶一下，

老朽 · 发表于 2008-6-20 15:31:35

老大真是细心人，收集如此多的幽默标语，
:cool :cool :cool :cool

柳荷 · 发表于 2008-6-21 08:42:55

:rtr :rtr :rtr

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