[转帖]幽默笑话:非常标语大全
<p> 在河南的国道上看见的： <br/><strong> 抢劫警车是违法的!!</strong><br/> <br/> 在河南的国道上还看到绝对经典的一条： <br/><strong> 一人结扎,全家光荣!!</strong>
<br/> <br/> 这是在贵州的施秉看到的，也挺经典的： <br/><strong> 放火烧山，牢底坐穿</strong>
<br/> <br/> 还有，在铁路上看到的： <br/><strong> 横卧铁轨，不死也要负上法律责任</strong>
<br/> <br/> 在浙源至理坑的路上，经过一个不知名的小村庄，偶见路边的农舍上用白漆刷着这样一条标语： <br/><strong> 国家兴旺，匹夫有责；计划生育，丈夫有责。</strong>
<br/> <br/> 北京某远郊县： <br/> <strong> 少生孩子多种树，少养孩子多养猪！</strong>
<br/> <br/> 湖南某乡政府： <br/><strong> 结贫穷的扎，上致富的环。 <br/></strong> <br/> 贵州铜仁,在去梵净山的路上,一个屠宰场的标语: <br/><strong> 以三个代表指导我们的屠宰工作。</strong>
<br/> <br/> 在山东看到的标语： <br/><strong> 光缆不含铜，偷盗要判刑！</strong>
<br/> <br/> 安徽，归还农业贷款的标语： <br/> <strong> 人死债不烂，父债子来还！</strong>
<br/> <br/> 湖南某县： <br/><strong> 谁不实行计划生育，就叫他家破人亡</strong>
<br/> <br/> 河北某县： <br/><strong> 宁可家破，不可国亡。</strong>
<br/> <br/> 河南某县： <br/><strong> 宁添十座坟，不添一个人</strong>
</p> <p> 山东聊城监狱：<strong>人民罪犯人民爱，人民罪犯爱人民</strong>。 </p><p><br/> 某电厂门口大红字标语更绝：<strong>严禁触摸电线，5万伏高压，一触即死，违者法办！</strong></p><strong></strong><p><br/> 十年前过湖南衡阳，车窗外闪过如下标语：“<strong>坚决打击挑脚筋</strong>！” 看得人浑身发毛，不寒而栗。 </p><p><br/> 在浙江一座尼姑庵的墙外，写着：“<strong>偷税漏税，来世罚作尼姑</strong></p><p> <br/> 更绝的是重庆人和镇一配种场的标语：<strong>人和良种猪配种场</strong></p> <p><font size="2">去黑龙江，估计当地招商引资有困难，看到：<strong>谁侵犯投资者，谁就是人民的罪人</strong><br/> <br/>河北某地：<strong>不娶文盲妻，不嫁文盲汉</strong>！<br/> <br/>普及义务教育：<strong>养女不读书，不如养头猪！养儿不读书，就像养头驴</strong>！<br/> <br/>厦门某景区：<strong>违法越界观光，小心枪弹扫光<br/></strong> <br/>农村信用社：<strong>农村信用社是老百性生活的贴心人</strong><br/> <br/>某校：<strong>热烈欢迎人大代表来我校明察暗访！<br/></strong> <br/>单位司机班门口：<strong>马达一响，集中思想，车轮一动，想到群众</strong></font></p><p><font size="2">某养殖场：<strong>敬爱的各界群众，请携带你们的发情母牛前来配种<br/></strong> <br/>路边小店：<strong>吃饭补胎</strong><br/> <br/>南宁一草坪立有一牌子：第一行写：“<strong>开展创造</strong>”第二行写：“<strong>性的活动</strong>”。 <br/> <br/>一拐角处用白粉刷的标语：“<strong>投案自首是犯罪</strong>”，大吃一惊，拐弯过去接着写道：“<strong>分子的唯一出路</strong>”。 <br/> <br/>另一个经典的是上面写：“<strong>群众有困</strong>”下面是：“<strong>难找警察</strong>”。 <br/> <br/>上海浦东新区浦东大道两侧的旗帜：“<strong>垃圾分类，从我做起</strong>！”自己倒先成垃圾了！ <br/> <br/>动物园标语：“<strong>保护野生动物就是保护我们自己</strong>！”成野生动物总比成垃圾好。 <br/> <br/>广东南海市盐步镇内衣厂很多，产品畅销全世界。有段时间在镇政府围墙上刷了一条标语：“<strong>发展内衣制造业是我们的基本国策！</strong>”，真是语不惊人誓不休！</font></p><p><font size="2"><strong>（注：部分过于敏感的标语，已经删除）</strong></font></p> <p>重庆某路口：<strong>外地车辆在巫山境内一般不被处罚</strong>。</p><p>山东某乡镇：<strong>集体上访违法，越级上访可耻！</strong></p><p>贫困县基层班干部标语：<strong>我们的工作重点是管好两个口，填上面的口，堵下面的口</strong>。</p><p>某地：<strong>光纤没铜，偷也没用</strong></p><p>河北：<strong>武装抗税是非法行为</strong></p><p>安徽某地:"<strong>坚决打击流产女婴！"</strong>好一条中国特色的标语。</p><p>江西某地：<strong>见证怀孕，持证生育！</strong></p><p>湖北某地："<strong>通不通，三分钟；再不通，龙卷风</strong>！"</p><p>贵州倒是婉转温柔："<strong>朋友，你计划生育了吗</strong>？"</p> <font size="3"><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; 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this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525813991.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525884167.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525884167.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525829736.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525829736.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525813030.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133525813030.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534836715.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534836715.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534841943.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534841943.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534822119.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534822119.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534857688.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534857688.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534840982.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/20075133534840982.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /><br/> 吹吧!这是你展示能力的舞台!!!!! <p><img src="attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/200751311282379400.jpg" border="0" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.7) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.7; this.style.cursor=\'hand\'; this.alt=\'Click here to open new window\nCTRL+Mouse wheel to zoom in/out\';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open(\'attachments/dvbbs/2007-5/200751311282379400.jpg\');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" alt="" /></p><p>群众有困</p><p>难找警察！<br/></p> 我看有几张图是PS过的,比如厕所那张我看就是....呵,,不过很搞笑..... 投案自首是犯罪
分子的唯一出路
太可乐了！:lol :lol :scscx :scscx :scscx 差点笑闭气．:shit :haha :haha :haha 开会+不落实=0
布置工作+不检查=0
抓住不落实的事+追究不落实的人=落实
感染管理的法宝！！ 实在是太搞笑了,老大收了这么多有趣的东东!:lol :lol :lol :lol 好幽默，耐人回味！
如此好的帖子，咋就没有人顶，我来顶一下， 老大真是细心人，收集如此多的幽默标语，
:cool :cool :cool :cool :rtr :rtr :rtr